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From today's Salon:

Ozzy and W?
Ozzy Osbourne's new show has won him lots of new fans -- and one of them is apparently the leader of the free world.
According to the London Express, the Prince of Darkness has received an invitation to dine at the White House with President George W. Bush. And no one's more surprised at the startling invite than Osbourne himself.
"I thought I'd be on a wanted poster on the wall," the former Black Sabbath front man told the press, "not invited to his place to tea."
Perhaps he'd like a live bat with his crumpet?

Now, I love "The Osbournes" as much as anybody. I laugh myself silly every Tuesday night (anybody see Ozzy's "workout" this week? Or when he fell out of the chair and lay helpless on his back like an overturned beetle?). But I am completely terrified that our alleged president, what with all the horror and bloodshed and upheaval of the last few months, is fucking watching enough MTV to be a "fan" of this show. Although I can't really say I'm all that surprised that he's kicking back on the couch watching funny TV shows instead of, you know, doing his fucking job as "leader of the free world" and all that. (Though I did think the show was on after his bedtime.)

Replies: 4 Confessions

I think the world is much safer when Dubya is much safer watching TV. Remember Reagan? Imagine what might have happened if he had actually done things instead of just taking a lot of naps.

Rev. Agnes Lionel @ 04/05/2002 07:02 AM CST

Yes, but this means his father's scary friends (Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al) are running the show. Of course, we already knew that, but still.

amyc @ 04/05/2002 08:33 AM CST

Kill Bush & his croneys, the idiots are taking over!!!

Bush Sux @ 01/30/2004 02:39 PM CST

Kill Bush & his croneys, the idiots are taking over!!!

Bush Sux @ 01/30/2004 02:39 PM CST

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