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I just received a peculiar (and oddly scolding) spam e-mail from AskMen.com that said only this:

Hello,This is a good tool
I wish you would enjoy it.

I have no idea what they're talking about, but I took a spin around the site anyway. It's a "free online men's magazine" with ineptly written articles on fucking, baldness, mother's day gift ideas and a "Rules for Men" scam called The System (actual testimonial: "With the exception of the bible, no book has moved me in such a positve way than yours! Absolutely gut wrenching!").

The best part, though, has to be the Pick-Up Line of the Week. This week's pick: "You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over you!" Free candy to the first person who tries that line on someone and gets a reaction that does not involve a spittle-flecked guffaw or a boot in the nards.

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The System? Somehow I think that this involves Tom Cruise hopping about a stage, saying "Respect the penis... and tame the vagina!"

jima @ 05/11/2002 09:16 PM CST


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