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Jenna Bush blessed with fish. Which suits her, I guess, since she drinks like one.

Replies: 4 Confessions

I wish I had seen her eyes pop out, though. Do you suppose the Secret Service scooped them out of the water for her?

elavil @ 07/10/2002 06:20 AM CST

Perhaps she was elated when her eyes popped out because she would never again have to gaze upon the vacant, simian visage of her father.

amyc @ 07/10/2002 10:03 AM CST

"Jenna, wearing a white jacket, for sanctification, landed the prize catch, about a 12-pound striped bass. Her eyes popped out and she broke out of depression in elation over the catch."

Weird writing! First the need for sanctification (Okay not so weird for Jenna), but breaking out of depression!

You always have the weirdest links, Amy. You really add color to my life!

Charlie @ 07/10/2002 10:36 AM CST

Just doing my job, Charlie.

amyc @ 07/10/2002 10:41 AM CST

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