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"Two male officers came in here and ordered me to take all the rock willies out of the window. They said the rock boobs could stay because they hadn't received any complaints about them."

Captain Damir Ilyasov received a two-year suspended sentence for battering his subordinates with a ''black latex baton shaped like a male sex organ.''

The owner of an adult store in eastern Kentucky said Jesus Christ convinced him to close the business and burn its pornographic inventory.

Replies: 3 Confessions

Yes, but it's a good day for penis photographs.

Jessica @ 10/22/2002 12:15 PM CST

EVERY day is a good day for penis photographs. It says so in the Bible.

jima @ 10/22/2002 08:20 PM CST

Do you think someone already has dibs on using 'The Rock Willies' for a band yet? Or maybe 'Rock Willy and the Boobs'?

Phineas @ 10/23/2002 10:25 AM CST

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