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The funeral clown, Roelof van Wijngaarden from Haarlem, says his tactics include breaking wind loudly.

Replies: 2 Confessions

We should get that guy over to the States for Davezilla's funeral. (That's coming up soon, innit?)

jima @ 10/28/2002 12:43 PM CST

Funeral Decorum 101: Do not condone this behavior! Passing gas during these solemn moments is tasteless and you risk contaminating the pour soul's wispy spirit as it makes its ascent (or descent). Even Satan has standards, and will not appreciate you showing up for eternal damnation smelling like that.

phern @ 10/29/2002 12:04 PM CST

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