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Henry Kissinger can shoot powerful laser beams from his eyes. This is an invaluable skill if he's cornered by terrorists or questioned by a nosy Spanish judge. It also means he'll never die, except by natural causes, and even then his death will be concealed to prevent uprisings.

Replies: 2 Confessions

Henry Kissinger is Joe the Dog. I knew this.

elavil @ 12/04/2002 01:55 PM CST

Well, Richard Nixon is Satan, so I guess this makes sense.

jima @ 12/04/2002 03:36 PM CST

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