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AP provides the recent ravings of Pennsylvania's junior Senator (and demented bigot) Rick Santorum, in all their unedited glory.

Best quote from the AP reporter: I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out.

Replies: 6 Confessions

What a maroon.

elavil @ 04/23/2003 10:25 AM CST

Yes, but his problem is he lacks a quotable catchphrase like Trafficant's 'Beam me up!"

So what we have is, be as gay as you want, just be sure to get married to a girl, only have sex with her and be sure to have some babies. (Invert genders as applicable.)

Yeah. I'll pass this idea around my neighborhood here, and see how it goes over.

Phineas @ 04/23/2003 10:57 AM CST

And only have certain kinds of sex as well. Remember, NO SODOMY!

elavil @ 04/23/2003 11:54 AM CST

Sodomy makes the Baby Jesus cry!

amyc @ 04/23/2003 12:39 PM CST

Maybe he's using the wrong kind of lubricant.

anonymous @ 04/25/2003 12:44 PM CST

Do I need to ask myself how Jesus would do it?

Blu @ 04/25/2003 07:21 PM CST

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