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A man arrested after walking through town swinging the severed head of his sister-in-law by the hair told police she had provoked him, German prosecutors said on Wednesday.

...and...

A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.

But it's a good day for penises, which finally get their own gallery in Norway! Say the founders: "Our mission is to get the average penis out to the people."

Replies: 6 Confessions

Amy . . . maybe you read too much news. Don't you have some nice escapist fiction lying around?

elavil @ 05/07/2003 01:51 PM CST


But why read escapist fiction when I can read about William Shatner's ex-wife suing him for horse semen?

amyc @ 05/07/2003 05:27 PM CST


Hey, I think we've had precious few discussions about penises, around here, and I think they're worth an occasional museum gallery.

Speaking of, I just got back from visiting family in Austria. Aron is 4 yrs old and his brother, Max, is 2 yrs old. These kids are uncircumcised, so it was interesting to compare their penises to my own 15-month-old's little pecker. I'm here to tell you, folks, for those of you without the opportunity to compare, their foreskins are MUCH longer than their penises at that age, so it looks like they've each got a big hose hanging down there! These boys aren't truly any better hung than their circumcised counterparts, but they do put on a pretty good show!

The rest of the visit was wonderful, btw. But it sure was nice to get back home to Portland, all the same.

Charlie @ 05/08/2003 11:17 AM CST


well, at least they aren't trying to get the average penis into the people.

Liz @ 05/08/2003 10:03 PM CST


It's a bugger when you cut your head off with a bandsaw. It smarts and there's nowhere to put the aspirin.

mikey @ 05/16/2003 04:39 AM CST


It's a bugger when you cut your head off with a bandsaw. It smarts and there's nowhere to put the aspirin.

mikey @ 05/16/2003 04:40 AM CST


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