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About one in every eight graduates walked out of Sunday's commencement at Saint Joseph's University before the keynote address by Sen. Rick Santorum, who recently infuriated gay groups and others with derogatory remarks about homosexual behavior.

Santorum, the Senate's third-ranking Republican, didn't mention the walkout or the controversy directly.

"We are all called to love one another, even people we disagree with, even people who hate us for what we believe," he said.

Unless, you know, they're people of the same gender. Because loving them would make the Baby Jesus cry.

If you haven't heard by now, Dan Savage is sponsoring a contest in honor of Senator Man-on-Dog:

There's no better way to memorialize the Santorum scandal than by attaching his name to a sex act that would make his big, white teeth fall out of his big, empty head.

Send him your suggestions!

Replies: 1 Confession

Holy Santorum on a stick! This sounds like a job for Divine Interventions, those crafty folks who make the Baby Jesus butt plug (, a link from your very own page).

Who, I ask, would not want to own the face of the Anointed One rendered in multicolored silicone? In fact, I experience a tingle of satisfaction just imagining the thousands of customers across our nation who will experience fulfillment from the new product line.

Even the Senator should be pleased, as it will allow him to continue sticking his nose in other people’s business.

CupaJoe @ 05/20/2003 10:11 AM CST

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