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Around 2,000 baboon noses were found packed in an abandoned suitcase at Amsterdam airport when they started to stink, officials said Wednesday.

Replies: 4 Confessions

That is absolutely grotesque, although a suitcase full of baboon butts would have packed a bigger visual punch. So to speak.

elavil @ 09/04/2003 02:56 PM CST

Obviously left behind by a Bela Lugosi lookalike who was hoping to breed a race of baboons with supersensitive olfactory organs. Or maybe a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon wanting to graft the noses onto his clients.

jima @ 09/05/2003 10:13 AM CST

Or an Orange County plastic surgeon who had REMOVED the noses from some of his wealthier clients and replaced them with something less . . . conspicuous. If you see what I mean.

elavil @ 09/05/2003 11:28 AM CST

Stuff like this just amazes me. That people can even do stuff like this. Disgusting.

gttim @ 09/05/2003 08:25 PM CST

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