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On that site with the crying Baby Jesus, you can also find this little nugget:

Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

Read the rest -- it gets better! And, yes, he appears to be serious.

Replies: 6 Confessions

That's all very interesting, but I want to know what's going on with the Weather Elephants!

Phineas @ 10/20/2003 09:09 AM CST


Apparently it's rams and goats we've got to watch out for now. Even the elephants are turning into goats! He blames the Cubs.

amyc @ 10/20/2003 09:25 AM CST


This dude's not the first to get upset about the cute little
BSD Daemons (making them cute is what makes them so subversive, see).
If only Apple had based their OS on Jesux (see my "homepage" link),
he would have instead uncovered all kinds of goodness inside!

drench @ 10/20/2003 11:19 AM CST


Nah, they're a joke, like the Landover Baptist Church. Very good satire, though--most people think they're serious.

Tlachtga @ 10/20/2003 12:56 PM CST


"Lickable"?

Charlie @ 10/20/2003 05:09 PM CST


They're fake? Damn, that's some good fakery!

amyc @ 10/20/2003 09:28 PM CST


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