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Is there anyone, anywhere, who needs to hear "Margaritaville" ever again?

It was playing at the gym last night, and now is stuck in my head. It burns. I am prone to earworms -- is there no telethon for my kind?

Also, at dinner the other night Jim, Phineas and I devised a reality show involving formerly cute child stars Ben and Fred Savage, sex columnist Dan Savage, right-wing lunatic Michael Savage and Randy "Macho Man" Savage all sharing a house. We would call it "Life Among the Savages" and we would become very rich, because people are stupid.

Replies: 3 Confessions

Shirley Jackson's ghost would stone you, though.

elavil @ 02/10/2004 06:59 AM CST


Savage Garden could provide background music. . .

Laura @ 02/10/2004 08:42 AM CST


You should pitch that. To FOX.

flea @ 02/10/2004 10:10 AM CST


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