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Stylish young women of Chicago, wearing your tiny flip-flops downtown, with their slender straps and their quarter-inch-thick soles slapping against your heels: Please stop. You are very nearly barefoot, and the idea of bare feet on city pavement (glass! urine! gum!) makes my head go "Eep!" very loudly.

In short, you are freaking me right the fuck out. Have mercy.

Thank you.

Replies: 2 Confessions

HAHAAA! No less disturbing than the whole lowriders-i-can-see-the-"Y"-of-your-thong-underwear-craze.

I hate that.

amy beth @ 06/30/2004 09:48 AM CST

Last Saturday, Spencer Tunick did one of his nude photo shoots in downtown Cleveland. I discovered that my main objection to participating was the idea of lying naked on a filthy city street. Ick!

Ann V @ 06/30/2004 11:13 AM CST