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Ward said Russell Stover considered making other traditional images out of chocolate, but eventually opted not to.

"A molded Jesus, for example, would not be a good call and a cross with Jesus on it wouldn't be a good idea either," Ward said.


Billy Idol has revealed he shaves his grey pubic hair.


"I shaved my balls - they were going grey, so I shaved them. It's like steel wool down there!"


"They also had a preoccupation with a certain kind of Englishness, simultaneously profound and introspective but also rather parochial. They make you think of draughty seaside towns and teashops and slightly odd old people."


Pants War Erupts in Sumo World


''I was sitting there eating a salad, and I said, 'Holy [expletive],' " said bartender Ryan Lugones. ''Everyone who sees the thing says it looks like Jesus. It's scary. . . ."


And now, the weather:

Three tornadoes were reported in the USA.  The tornadoes were all in Montgomery, Alabama at 32 N., for a conspiracy, and 86 W., for the Arab persecution of the Jew.  The Alabama tornadoes were associated with the image of a donkey or horse on the weather map that brought strong winds, rain, and hail to the southeastern US.

The image on the satellite map was a donkey or horse over the eastern US and an elephant over the southwestern US.  A donkey is a pack animal, and an elephant represents a demon Commander, such as Baal.

Replies: 3 Confessions

Oh no, the return of the weather elephant!

jima @ 03/29/2005 09:43 AM CST

That was WAY more information than I needed to know about Billy Idol (eew).

BTW, I've alwlays thought the idea of a full chocolate figure of Jesus was great! If we're supposed to eat His body, why shouldn't it be chocolately good?

celticgirl @ 03/30/2005 12:58 AM CST

"We have no intention of allowing children in pants into the ring."

Oh, lord.

mark @ 03/31/2005 02:54 PM CST

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