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Ward said Russell Stover considered making other traditional images out of chocolate, but eventually opted not to.

"A molded Jesus, for example, would not be a good call and a cross with Jesus on it wouldn't be a good idea either," Ward said.

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Billy Idol has revealed he shaves his grey pubic hair.

[snip]

"I shaved my balls - they were going grey, so I shaved them. It's like steel wool down there!"

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"They also had a preoccupation with a certain kind of Englishness, simultaneously profound and introspective but also rather parochial. They make you think of draughty seaside towns and teashops and slightly odd old people."

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Pants War Erupts in Sumo World

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''I was sitting there eating a salad, and I said, 'Holy [expletive],' " said bartender Ryan Lugones. ''Everyone who sees the thing says it looks like Jesus. It's scary. . . ."

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And now, the weather:

Three tornadoes were reported in the USA.  The tornadoes were all in Montgomery, Alabama at 32 N., for a conspiracy, and 86 W., for the Arab persecution of the Jew.  The Alabama tornadoes were associated with the image of a donkey or horse on the weather map that brought strong winds, rain, and hail to the southeastern US.

The image on the satellite map was a donkey or horse over the eastern US and an elephant over the southwestern US.  A donkey is a pack animal, and an elephant represents a demon Commander, such as Baal.

Replies: 3 Confessions

Oh no, the return of the weather elephant!

jima @ 03/29/2005 09:43 AM CST


That was WAY more information than I needed to know about Billy Idol (eew).

BTW, I've alwlays thought the idea of a full chocolate figure of Jesus was great! If we're supposed to eat His body, why shouldn't it be chocolately good?

celticgirl @ 03/30/2005 12:58 AM CST


"We have no intention of allowing children in pants into the ring."

Oh, lord.

mark @ 03/31/2005 02:54 PM CST


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