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Crazy TV preacher Robert Tilton smells heaven's bakery cooking up something good for you, sister!

Also in gibbering lunatic news, the "Reverend" Marion "Pat" Robertson says we're all gonna die this year:

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. [ed. note: Perhaps he said "nucular"] But I do believe it will be something like that."

Sadly, the Associated Press (in a story picked up all over the place) then goes on to note Robertson's track record with these annual predictions instead of noting that only crazy people get "messages from god."

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

Because, yep, those are really the only two issues that have come up in Bush's second term!

This article goes into a little more detail, but again, no discussion of whether or not communications from god are something that sane people receive. There's a guy on my bus who says god told him Soviet robots were going to take over the planet -- where's his story in our nation's great newspapers?

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