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Two people I haven't heard of have won the "Sexiest Vegetarian" contest. I was really hoping from the headline that "Eubanks" referred to "That'd be up the butt, Bob" Eubanks, because how delightful would that be? (Even wronger: Bob has named his autobiography It's in the Book, Bob!) Because even if he is a vegetarian (which he's probably not), what could be sexier than a leathery, anti-Semitic game show host?

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. There was an award, and I did not win it. Again.

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I'm sorry, but if Keith Strickland isn't on their list, the list is bogus.

Ocelopotamus @ 06/27/2007 11:39 AM CST