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First he wanted do-overs on his guilty plea. Now Larry Craig is reconsidering his resignation. Dude, pick a decision and go with it already!

From the article:

All three of Craig's adopted children said Tuesday they believe their father's assertions he is not gay and did nothing to warrant his arrest.

Jay Craig, 33, told The Associated Press that he, his brother, Michael Craig, 38, and his sister, Shae Howell, 36, spoke candidly with their father about the June 11 arrest.

"Our conclusion was there was no wrongdoing there," Jay Craig said. "We understood the direction he was taking (by pleading guilty) and there was nothing illegal that happened there that would even convince somebody what he was doing was illegal. He was a victim of circumstance..."

If by "victim" you mean "trolling for sex in a public bathroom," and by "circumstance" you mean "trolling for sex in a public bathroom."

In yet another freaky twist, Craig's lawyer is also representing psychopathic dog murderer Michael Vick. For more on Vick, let's go to Whoopi Goldberg on her first day on "The View":

Goldberg said that "from where he comes from" in the South, dogfighting isn't that unusual.

"It's like cockfighting in Puerto Rico," she said. "There are certain things that are indicative to certain parts of the country."

On second thought, let's not go to Whoopi, who is clearly out of her goddamned mind for defending a guy who strangles and electrocutes animals as a "sport."

And speaking of celebrities who need to just shut the hell up, Jerry Lewis's little telethon set a new record...for jackassery!

The 81-year-old showman -- prowling about the stage during the live telecast Monday in Las Vegas -- was goofing around and dodging his cameraman, then went into a ramble about imaginary family members.

"Oh, your family has come to see you," he said, speaking to the camera and gesturing toward thin air.

"You remember Bart, your older son," he said, and motioning toward another unseen character, "Jesse, the illiterate f-----.


In a statement Tuesday, Lewis said he was making "a joking comment to a member of my production team."

Oh, it was a joke? I think even the French would have trouble finding the humor in that.

You'd think he'd have the hang of live television by now.

Replies: 3 Confessions

Now let's be fair here.

1) Maybe Craig isn't gay. He could very easily be a red-blooded heterosexual male who every so often likes to have his pecker servioed anonymously in public bathrooms. He's not looking for LOVE, y'know.

2) Vick wasn't drowning and electrocuting animals for sport! He was only executing them for performing poorly in the actual sport of dogfighting! What you refer to, he only did because he's a psychopath, but not for sport!

3) Lay off on Jerry. It was hour 18.


Bilal @ 09/05/2007 10:11 AM CST

Oh, no. Don't lay off Jerry. He needs to be punished. Maybe community service. I know! He could do a GLAAD telethon. Show us you have no prejudices in this regard, Mr. Lewis!

Doug @ 09/05/2007 01:38 PM CST

Or perhaps, to bring things full circle, he can make out with Larry Craig while Whoopi Goldberg looks on admiringly.

Amy C @ 09/05/2007 02:19 PM CST

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