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No More Mr. Nice Blog -- which has been an enthralling if depressing read of late -- dissects yet another manufactured scandal about Hillary Clinton, this one involving her alleged affair with her alleged Shari'a-lovin' aide:

The goal of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy isn't merely to win -- it's to make the public feel that any Democrat who might attain real power is someone no decent person should associate with, someone we should cross the street to avoid, someone whose intentions and goals are dangerous -- if not unspeakable. That's the message being spread right now about Hillary Clinton in these linked communications. She is a lesbian agent of terror. Her vagina will get us all killed.

Some of the "evidence" offered by pundits on this non-story includes the following hyperventilating, ridiculously qualified paragraph (emphasis added):

Is this close aide, this aide-de-camp, who may or may not be closer and more intimate with Hillary Clinton than anyone else on earth, really a deep admirer of that Muhammad? Is she a deep believer in the Qur'an, and therefore a supporter of the Shari'a, desirous naturally of removing all barriers to the spread of the faith of which she is not only an adherent by birth (born into it through no fault of her own), but apparently by conviction? She is, furthermore, the daughter of a Muslim preacher who went to Saudi Arabia, the place where the most rigorous and unmediated Islam is put into practice, and enforced at every level.

Is it irresponsible to speculate that a non-headscarf-wearing modern woman working on a political campaign is simultaneously a superhot lesbian and a vicious jihadi? It would be irresponsible not to, because it sounds like the best episode of "24" ever! Maybe they could get Angelina Jolie and Susan Sarandon to play Huma and Hillary, totally naked and doin' it! In a way that real Americans would find totally revolting, of course. But everyone would watch, just to show how disgusted and outraged they are.

I only hope this sort of scrutiny leads to a thorough media investigation of all elected officials' potentially intimate same-sex relationships with possible Muslimofascistojihadi America-haters. I mean, is this close aide, this aide-de-camp, who may or may not be closer and more intimate with George W. Bush than anyone else on earth, really a deep admirer of that Muhammad? Is he a deep believer in the Qur'an, and therefore a supporter of the Shari'a, desirous naturally of removing all barriers to the spread of the faith of which he is not only an adherent by birth (born into it through no fault of his own), but apparently by conviction? He is, furthermore, the king who rules Saudi Arabia, the place where the most rigorous and unmediated Islam is put into practice, and enforced at every level.

I'm sure the media will get right on that.

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Phineas @ 11/27/2007 08:45 AM CST


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