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Brides are asking/telling their attendants to have plastic surgery, Botox, tooth whitening, and all other sorts of stupid shit.

Oh, and not going along with it means you're out of her wedding...and her life! You bitch, with your normal skin tone and natural breasts! Are you trying to ruin her Special Daaaaaaay?

"They asked the bride if they could use regular tanning cream from a salon," Ms. Goldberg said. The bride refused; she wanted everyone to be the same shade. The women ultimately declined to be bridesmaids. "Friendships of 20-plus years gone over a spray tan?" Ms. Goldberg said. "Sad!"

Seriously, isn't pastel taffeta enough torment anymore?

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