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This line of thinking has been cropping up a lot since Friday:

As to Palin's lack of national security experience, Cindy McCain said, "Alaska is the closest part of our continent to Russia. So, it's not as if she doesn't understand what's at stake here."

Yes. Alaska is close to Russia. Also Canada. So that's two countries right there! And everybody knows proximity is exactly the same as proficiency!

I live in Illinois, which is very near Wisconsin. That means I'm a dairy farmer! Who wants some of my cheese?

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Jon Stewart said that since she's also near the North Pole, she must also know Santa. How cool must that be, to know Santa?

AmyWOMAN @ 09/06/2008 11:13 PM CST

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