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If you have gone to see a concert, or are at least in a room with a bunch of people who have gone to see a concert, two things:

1. Put your fucking phone away. It's not even enough that you are not talking on it. Don't check messages or text or tweet or do anything that sends your bright little phone light into the eyes of people in the dark room who are trying to watch the performer on the stage. That's why we're all here, right? To see the performer on the stage? Be here now, assholes! (And thank you, hipster guy sitting next to me who quit texting when I asked politely. That sure was a bright phone you had there, sonny!)

2. Shut up. Stop talking about your relationship or your job or whatever at high volume. You know why you find yourself needing to yell? BECAUSE THERE'S A CONCERT HAPPENING! And yet, even though the guy on stage has a guitar and a bunch of mics and amps, I can still hear you talking about how shitty your coworkers are. Just stop it!


Replies: 1 Confession

C'mon, tell us how you really feel. You're holding back.

JT Elder @ 04/04/2009 04:05 AM CST

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