When we went to Las Vegas that one time,
we stayed at Treasure Island. Aye, matey.
No really -- AYE!

this is what it looks like from the inside the room.
pretty great, huh?

so, this Treasure Island, see, it's a pirate-themed
place (like all the best hotels), and every 90 minutes,
they have fake pirate battles with real fire.
This is one of the ships that sinks every day.
It's pirate-y!