When we went to Las Vegas
that one time,
we stayed at Treasure Island. Aye, matey.
No really -- AYE!
this is what it looks like
from the inside the room.
pretty great, huh?
so, this Treasure Island,
see, it's a pirate-themed
place (like all the best hotels), and every 90 minutes,
they have fake pirate battles with real fire.
This is one of the ships that sinks every day.